Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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