I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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