dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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