So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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