I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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