left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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