Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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