It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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