Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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