Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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