the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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