I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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