I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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