Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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