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  i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening

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  yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night

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• do we hang out...Im pretty sure I was there...a few times

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:41pm

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• show pictures or it didn't happen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:36pm

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• I JUST WANT TO SEE THE PICTURES!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:00pm

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• Marry me? both of you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:24pm

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• This text kind of makes me love my state. High fives all around.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:32am

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• theres a real good chance this text came from someone at my after prom last weekend.. in NH where most everyone got rug burns and the next night we bon-fired.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:37pm

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• you know how you fell into it 4:17?...you were born. shame on you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:49pm

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• I love blow-up obstacle courses

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:51pm

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• This sounds like the most amazing and ultimate night EVER! Nothing in my life will ever top this. Haha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:03am

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• First person to post anything similar to "this happened to me" or "I know these people" is a sheepfucker.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:39pm

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• was there also a tiger in the bathroom and a baby in the closet?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:46pm

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• haha project graduation....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:19am

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• 3:43, it didn't, and you didn't.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:52pm

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• i actually think this would be a lot better without the reply. still, its hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 6:20pm

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• Your life must be one long crime scene investigation. I'm so jealous!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:52am

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• i agree i wanna be your friend...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:36pm

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• The people who say things are fake are so annoying! Crazy, never thought that could happen shit really does happen on occasion. You weenies!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:17pm

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• thats how we do in new england.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:31pm

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• sounds like my idea of an awesome night!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:49pm

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• Screen shot that shit...or it isn't true. Fact.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:19pm

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• 4:17 obviously sarcasm escapes you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:52pm

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• A post like this is why this site was invented!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:47pm

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• nh = very little to do. so, we get drunk and do really crazy and stupid things.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:18pm

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• sounds like fun! rugburns suck though :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:35pm

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• there is no way any of your lives will ever be this fucking cool.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:57pm

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• i want to be your friend.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:31pm

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• Yup. Sounds like every camping trip I've ever been on.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:47pm

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• ha. sounds like an up all night fiasco

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:30pm

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• Yay New Hampshire! Love, Massachusetts

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:44pm

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• this is like the life story of weymouth.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:44pm

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• I read "blow-up obstacle course" as "blow-job obstacle course" HAHA. Sounds slightly painful.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:45am

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• blueberry vodka, not amazing as it sounds. obstacle course, oh yeah.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:18am

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• hahaha this is why i love new hampshire<3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:47pm

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• wait.....my life will never be cool as getting drunk at a bonfire with an obstacle course and rug burn.......with a camera present..... shit is WILD!!!!!!! how did i ever fall into this boring pitiful and bonfireless existance????

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:17pm

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• Theres nothing worse than rugburn on your ass so intense it takes almost a month to fully go away.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:41pm

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• ha ha @ sheepfucker I'm gonna have to use that one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:40pm

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• ahhhh that was the best sheep I have had all year........ LMAO the same thing happened to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:42pm

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• LMFAOmassachusetts represent!

  Submitted by Raider25 on Feb 7, 10 at 8:01pm

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• omg this happened to me... I sent this text!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:43pm

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• Pussies

  Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 25, 11 at 2:41pm

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• this happened in NH, I live in NH. I seriously want to be your friend, I want to party like this. jesssus.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:39pm

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  • NH + MASS = some awesome stuff. when you combine people from those two states, nothing but funny happens

    Submitted by Raider25 on Feb 7, 10 at 8:02pm

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• It sounds like a Project Graduation thing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:38pm

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• Just the words blueberry smirnoff make me sick. I still can't eat blueberry muffins. I think I might need to puke now.

  Submitted by kaitlynlee on Sep 16, 10 at 2:29am

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• 4:11... Coke isn't that prevalent in NH... we mainly just get high and take shrooms. sometimes we will do some ex though. 8:10, a nip is a little bottle of alcohol. the ones with only a shot in them. Yay for the NH bonfire. nothing like playing beruit in the woods by the firelight.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:46pm

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