Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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