Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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