I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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