ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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