that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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