The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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