Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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