You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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