turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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