scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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