So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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