That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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