This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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