I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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