i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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