worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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