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  apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again

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• Aw, someone stole 1:50's boyfriend. IF you weren't fat, these things wouldn't happen.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:17pm

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• really hope your not actually pregnant

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:18am

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• isn't this from a movie...? lame.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:42pm

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• whats with all the bad nights? sounds fucking awesome to me ruthless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 650 REPREZENTING WAHHHHHHHHHHHT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:24am

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• If pregnant, no drinking allowed. Our society is going to shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:17am

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• Shit. Why does everybody have to be such haters? Didn't we all get a good laugh out of it? Chill people.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:17pm

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• 11:48, she didn't say devil's baby, she said jonny's devil baby. Biiiiigggg difference what an apostrophe does.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:56am

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• wow. can someone say pathetic? ha..i must admit though...i laughed my ass off through the entire 5 seconds it took me to read that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:12am

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• Can't judge yet if it's a good night or bad....depends on if the goldfish were crackers or fish.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:56am

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• More chicks getting pregnant in my home town... not surprising.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:33pm

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• what a dumb whore

  Submitted by hookem321 on Mar 24, 10 at 4:14am

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• ooo. its okay bby. 650 reppin. i hope youre not pregnant! and its half the guys fault anyway for kissing you backk

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:56pm

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• This sounds like a good night to me, i have done the same many of drunken nights! Obviously the preganant thing is not true, that's why she said "devil's baby" RELAX 11:17

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:48am

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• sounds like one of my nights...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:56am

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• Don't worry hun, it was funny as hell! People take things too literally. This website is for laughs, people need to step getting all up in arms about stupid shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:40am

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• Kissing a guy that has a girlfriend = drunk slut. Fuck her in a non-literal sense.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:50pm

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• don't lie to us - you'll be drinking by friday night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:37am

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• i would like to get drunk with you :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:46am

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• Is it technically incest if a girl has sex with her sister? It's not like one of them could get pregnant, which is the point of the laws. Immoral, yes. But is it actually illegal in such countries as Australia, England, Canada, and the USA?

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 23, 10 at 5:09am

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• 11:18, it's you're, not your. How FUCKING hard is it to know the difference?? Dumbfuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:44am

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• omg i cannot believe i just found my text here...but to all you haters, i am not pregnant i hope,lol but really grow up stop talking shit and let me be

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:34am

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• This might be my sister

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:49am

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• HA.... lightweights. Guarenteed his first time drinking, probably 5 beers max. Man oh man gotta love the dumbass things people do on their first time...

  Submitted by JinxMK on Jan 12, 11 at 6:20pm

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