I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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