The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i permit you to call me
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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