We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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