im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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