I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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