I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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