I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Mom said you looked used
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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