My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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