remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Send help, water and tortillas.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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