I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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