Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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