Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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