I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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