Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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