she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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