I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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