Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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