Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I puked a lego.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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