Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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