I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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