i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
