You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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