I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
where does the pee come out of this thing
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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