mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
