Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize