I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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