What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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